1. ariannemartell:

    "no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly 

    beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”

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    4 months ago  /  92,318 notes  /  Source: ariannemartell

    1. I left my favorite pair of underwear at your house. I know your mother hates me, can I come pick them up?
      [delete]
    2. It’s been almost a month and I still miss you like a fucking limb.
      [delete]
    3. I didn’t know my bones could ache until I met you.
      [delete]
    4. You know, a week before we broke up, do you remember? I had bought a book of poetry. You asked why I didn’t read something more interesting and I could feel my insides splinter.
      [delete]
    5. You said poetry was all lies dressed up to sound pretty. When I look at you these days, I want to ask if sadness sounds pretty to you too.
      [delete]
    6. It’s 3 a.m. and this alcohol tastes like you.
      [delete]
    7. I saw you staring at me today during Lit class. I smiled at you and you didn’t smile back. I almost cried.
      [delete]
    8. The girl who sits next to me smells like you.
      [delete]
    9. I miss you.
      [delete]
    10. I have never had so many bad nights.
      [delete]
    11. Sometimes I write poetry about you on the internet. Strangers who have never met either of us think you’re cruel – they tell me if they had the honor of loving me, we’d have sex three times a day and they’d scream my name when they came.
      [delete]
    12. They think it is beautiful, how I am broken. I don’t think they understand.
      [delete]
    13. You used to tell me I was beautiful. I tried saying it in the mirror the other day, but it sounded wrong without your mouth wrapped around it.
      [delete]
    14. Everything I say sounds wrong without your mouth wrapped around it.
      [delete]
    15. We were never in love, but, oh God, we could have been.
      [delete]
    "15 Texts I Almost Sent You" by d.a.s   (via excrutiate)

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  2. drunj:

    if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you

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  3. calisigh:

stylesrainbow:


A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

amen

fuck

    calisigh:

    stylesrainbow:

    A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

    amen

    fuck

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  4. rexuality:

    my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

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  5. 
If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

    If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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  8. fuckyeahdogsindrag:

Ballerina Pugs <3 Thanks carolinamalagamba 

    fuckyeahdogsindrag:

    Ballerina Pugs <3 Thanks carolinamalagamba 

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  9. gossipgran:

    i try so hard to pull off the “i dont give a fuck what people think about me” facade but in reality i care way too much and I’m like a big bowl of overly self conscious pudding

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  10. dontlosetheblues:

    charmancler:

    majestys:

    whenever i feel pretty good about myself, this pretty girl comes by and my self esteem drops again

    stop walking by mirrors

    damn, that was smooth.

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    4 months ago  /  222,435 notes  /  Source: revamps

  11. officialbrostrider:

    helenaphan:

    officialbrostrider:

    i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

    two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

    did you say yes

    DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

    image

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    4 months ago  /  193,673 notes  /  Source: officialbrostrider

  12. musicalmurderscene:



Dog: Hello koi!
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this just makes me happy for some reason.

    musicalmurderscene:

    Dog: Hello koi!

    Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

    this just makes me happy for some reason.

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  13. photo

    photo

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