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London Eye
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nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
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i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
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I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
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no iphone
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that moment during a muse song when you realise it’s not the guitar you’re hearing but it’s actually matt’s voice

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my sister just tagged someone in this and her grandma commented
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*tries to be funny* *throws up* *passes out*
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